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There are 67 Telephone jokes Jokes in this category.
What do you call a telephone call from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
How did the telephones get married In from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
How do Iranians speak on the telephonePersiantoPersian from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Who invented the telephoneThe Phoenicians phoneitions Telephone from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
Why did the girl who worked for from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
What kind of phone makes musicA saxophone from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
If you cross a telephone and a from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.
If you cross a telephone and a from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
Why is an engaged girl like a from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
What did the man say when he from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"
What asks no question but demands an from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
How does a skeleton call her friendsOn from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone.
How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone.
Harry was madly in love with Betty from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'
A man and a couple of his from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. "Hi honey," said the woman on the other end. "Hi honey," replied the man. "I was just calling to tell you about this fur coat I found today. It's beautiful fox fur and I just love the way it looks on me. It's on sale too, a real bargain. It's down to $2000 from $4000. Can I get it?" The man thought about it for a sec and said, "You're sure it's a good deal?" "Oh yes," replied the woman. "Okay then, I guess you can get it," replied the man. The woman continued,"Oh, and you know how we've been thinking about getting rid of the Lexus and getting a new Jaguar? Well, I went to the dealership today and the guy gave me a real deal. He said he'd lower the price from $50,000 to $35,000 just for me. Can I get it?" The man thought a little harder and said,"If you're sure it's a good deal, then yes, go ahead and get the Jaguar." The woman continued again. "Oh, one last thing, honey. Remember that house we saw last month that we really liked, but decided we'd wait and think about? Well, it's on the market again, so I checked the price. It's down to $450,000 and I checked with the bank and we have enough in the checking account so that I can just write a check. Should I get it?" The man got a frown on his face and said,"See if you can get them down to $420,000. If they'll go down to that, go ahead and get it." The woman was extremely excited. "Okay honey, thank you so much! I'll see you when I get home! Bye!" "Bye," said the man. He hung up the phone and looked at the other men in the locker room and said, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. "Hi honey," said the woman on the other end. "Hi honey," replied the man. "I was just calling to tell you about this fur coat I found today. It's beautiful fox fur and I just love the way it looks on me. It's on sale too, a real bargain. It's down to $2000 from $4000. Can I get it?" The man thought about it for a sec and said, "You're sure it's a good deal?" "Oh yes," replied the woman. "Okay then, I guess you can get it," replied the man. The woman continued,"Oh, and you know how we've been thinking about getting rid of the Lexus and getting a new Jaguar? Well, I went to the dealership today and the guy gave me a real deal. He said he'd lower the price from $50,000 to $35,000 just for me. Can I get it?" The man thought a little harder and said,"If you're sure it's a good deal, then yes, go ahead and get the Jaguar." The woman continued again. "Oh, one last thing, honey. Remember that house we saw last month that we really liked, but decided we'd wait and think about? Well, it's on the market again, so I checked the price. It's down to $450,000 and I checked with the bank and we have enough in the checking account so that I can just write a check. Should I get it?" The man got a frown on his face and said,"See if you can get them down to $420,000. If they'll go down to that, go ahead and get it." The woman was extremely excited. "Okay honey, thank you so much! I'll see you when I get home! Bye!" "Bye," said the man. He hung up the phone and looked at the other men in the locker room and said, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
Kelso met Hensley on the street Hey from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"
Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"
Moody was awakened by the telephone at from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. "What's the matter?" asked Moody. "Are you in trouble?" "No!" said Crumm. "What do you want, then?" "Nothing!" "Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody. "Cause!" said the other redneck, "the rates is cheaper!"
Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. "What's the matter?" asked Moody. "Are you in trouble?" "No!" said Crumm. "What do you want, then?" "Nothing!" "Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody. "Cause!" said the other redneck, "the rates is cheaper!"
The phone in Rigbys Georgia farmhouse rang from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "This is long distance from Chicago." "I knowed it's a long distance from Chicago!" answered the farmer. "How come you called to tell me that?"
The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "This is long distance from Chicago." "I knowed it's a long distance from Chicago!" answered the farmer. "How come you called to tell me that?"
Mother Why was the phone busy all from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
The new officeboy came into his bosss from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone from Flashcomment Telephone jokes Jokes
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
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